{"id":360,"date":"2026-10-05T13:05:02","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T18:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/?p=360"},"modified":"2026-10-05T13:05:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T18:05:02","slug":"guy-weekend-2026-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/?p=360","title":{"rendered":"Guy Weekend 2026 Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh boy, get ready to live on the edge, folks. Wisconsin has officially turned riding a UTV into a high-stakes, corporate-approved field trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here is the thrilling rundown of how to have absolute minimum fun within the full bounds of the law:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Buckle Up, Buttercup:<\/strong> Seatbelts are strictly mandatory for everyone. Because nothing says &#8220;rugged off-road adventure&#8221; quite like being strapped down like you&#8217;re on a suburban commute to Trader Joe&#8217;s.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Goggles or Glass:<\/strong> You <em>must<\/em> wear eye protection unless your UTV has a windshield\u2014because heaven forbid a rogue gnat ruins your day.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>The Kid Helmets:<\/strong> Helmets are only legally required if you&#8217;re under 18, but don&#8217;t worry, the DNR politely &#8220;recommends&#8221; everyone wear one. Feel free to cherish that mild suggestion.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Size Matters (A Lot):<\/strong> Your machine can\u2019t weigh a pound over 3,500 lbs or measure an inch past 65 inches wide. Plus, you need two fully operational tail lights and legal window tint, because we wouldn&#8217;t want your off-road trail rig failing a highway safety inspection.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Show Us Your Papers:<\/strong> If you had the audacity to be born on or after New Year&#8217;s Day in 1988, you can&#8217;t just drive\u2014you need to complete an officially sanctioned safety course first. You also have to be a ripe old 16 years of age to handle a route on your own.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>No Fun Towing:<\/strong> Thinking of pulling your buddy on a sled behind you on the trail? Banned. Unless, of course, their machine is completely broken down\u2014then it\u2019s fine. Oh, and if you&#8217;re pulling people across frozen lake ice, make sure you don&#8217;t break the sound barrier: strict 10 mph cap.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy the wild outdoors, brought to you by middle management!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh boy, get ready to live on the edge, folks. Wisconsin has officially turned riding a UTV into a high-stakes, corporate-approved field trip. Here is the thrilling rundown of how to have absolute minimum fun within the full bounds of the law: Enjoy the wild outdoors, brought to you by middle management!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guys-weekend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":361,"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions\/361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anthony.sleck.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}